Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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Wipe that smile off your face.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
