guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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