ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Randomize
