I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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