i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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