Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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