You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
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i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize