I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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