I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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