D3 body, D1 cock
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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