She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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