hell yes lets make some ravioli
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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