Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Two words: blizzard sex
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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