guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
false alarm. still invincible.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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