just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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