I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I came so hard my ears popped.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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