You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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