i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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