How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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