Small penises have feelings too.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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