So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
i out mim tonsoeep
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