at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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