How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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