She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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