i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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