Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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