that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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