So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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