Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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