Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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