You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Dicks are not precious.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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