You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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