just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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