There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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