Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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