no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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