that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Randomize
