The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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