You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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