I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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