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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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