Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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