belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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