haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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