so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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