if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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