Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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