so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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