when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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