Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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