so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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