He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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