I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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