i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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