East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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