I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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