there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
